{"id":649,"date":"2016-08-08T16:56:17","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T15:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sxdev.co.uk\/tornados\/?page_id=649"},"modified":"2016-09-09T15:16:14","modified_gmt":"2016-09-09T14:16:14","slug":"patron-saint","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/?page_id=649","title":{"rendered":"Patron Saint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Canute_Reproving_His_Courtiers.jpg\" alt=\"What a Cnut\" width=\"1475\" height=\"1098\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-997\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Canute_Reproving_His_Courtiers.jpg 1475w, https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Canute_Reproving_His_Courtiers-768x572.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1475px) 100vw, 1475px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\">King Cnut<\/h2>\n<p>King Cnut is the patron saint of the Tornados. Not because we are trying and failing to hold back the tide of increasing age, decrepitude and mental instability &#8211; though there is that &#8211; but because we like his name. Just a shame his parents couldn&#8217;t spell properly. Still, it must be the Danish word for it.<\/p>\n<h3>The crest of honour<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Crest-of-honour2.jpg\" alt=\"The crest o honour\" width=\"400\" height=\"646\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-955\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Crest-of-honour2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Crest-of-honour2-186x300.jpg 186w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>King Cnut King Cnut is the patron saint of the Tornados. Not because we are trying and failing to hold back the tide of increasing age, decrepitude and mental instability &#8211; though there is that &#8211; but because we like his name. Just a shame his parents couldn&#8217;t spell properly. Still, it must be the &#8230; <a title=\"Patron Saint\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/?page_id=649\" aria-label=\"More on Patron Saint\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":998,"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/649\/revisions\/998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigdummy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}