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We can’t get enough of taking on the Ruperts, Algernons and the Lord Sebastian Flytes of this world – along with his dear, dear teddy bear Aloysius – for the Tornados made a second trip to the Fens.
Yet the first game was against some horny-handed sons of toil, rough proletarian types from a village south of Cambridge which although easily won, led to Timmy being ruthlessly hacked down. Luckily, amid much cynical mirth from the hard-hearted Tornados, who’d seen such comical playacting before, he bounced back up in seconds to earn himself a new nickname. Yes, it was the birth of Lazarus!
Despite listening to England lose to the Convicts in the cricket World Cup final in the dressing room prior to kick-off, the gay young blades of Jesus had their bottoms spanked and sent to bed without any supper by matron, TFC running out worthy winners at 5-1. Jesus College were so terrified at facing the mighty Tornados, that their centre-half can be seen in the first image above literally shitting himself next to us.
TFC v Working Class Oiks 3-0 W
TFC v Jesus College 5-1 W