Stockholm 2004

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Deyes of the Yard let his friends down, he let the team down – but most of all, he let himself down. How can you organise accommodation in Sweden and pick the one hotel in Stockholm that bans pornography? Yet this is what our geeky chum proceeded to do.

Luckily for us, Sluggie knew how to access Farmyard Frolics and leave it playing in reception, just as a delegation of Lutherans arrived for a Bible-bashing conference…

Before that, an excited Snail demonstrates his mastery of accountancy by changing his English pounds into Euros. It’s back to counting the dinner money for you, lad!

On the pitch, the Tornados emerge from a minor slump (i.e. not winning for fourteen years). A game in a forest, a new kit, which was donated by Anders Limper’s kid brother, a lovely pub – and even a crushing victory, though the opposition seemed as if they were born around the time of the dinosaurs.

Sadly, a surfeit of beer meant Sunday morning’s match reverted to type…

TFC v ? 3-0 W
TFC v ? 0-3? L